The Worst Fight Scenes Ever Filmed
The 3 Worst Fight Scenes Ever Filmed
Watching men fight can be exciting, fun and for some people ever so slightly erotic. Whether you’re the kind of film director that likes stupid kung fu noises or that punching sound you can make with your mouth, you can’t go wrong with a well executed fight scene. Or you could just come up with some really crappy scenes like these, up to you.
#1 The Exectutioner
A French classic, a masterpiece of choreography. You can see the French Duck Hands Technique of fighting being used with lethal effect, very scary. The afro-man vomiting up his own spittle is also a particular highlight.
#2 Sweaty Men in Warehouse…with knives!
Why fight your fellow homosexual knife-wielding warehouse worker fully clothed? The glistening sweat adds to the intensity.
#3 Mr Punjabi Strikes Again
A mutant child and some mariarchi music, makes plenty of sense if you’re writing a Bollywood action film whilst tripping out of your skull on hallucinagenic Indian Jungle frog. I don’t get it.
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